I'm beginning to suspect that my neighbors think I'm a total slut.
They always seem to be "gardening" or "barbecuing" when I have my guy friends over to hang out.
For all they know, these "guy friends" could be gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
Am I schtupping these guys?
....Of coarse....don't be silly.
Do I care what the neighbors think of me?
....not really, but it would be nice if they could go in their houses for a change. There's only so much gardening and barbecuing a person can do in a week.....and I'm pretty sure that they're putting in overtime just to see who I'll bring home next.
Thank God for curtains!
